Thursday, July 7, 2011

I Hate Boys

They stink up the whole room with their stale air smell. They speak louder than they should. It's like they're deaf because of the dumb music they blast in their bright neon colored cars. They spit when they talk and they eat everything in sight. They laugh when they burp or fart and they need to cut their toenails and brush their teeth! They cover up their stench with cheap cologne and they wear their clothes over again because they're too lazy to do laundry.
I hate boys!
They spend all their time going to the gym so they can look tough--but we all know they're scared of black people--They expect girls to clean up after them and be their perfect little push over princesses, but they're no princes! They think they're special and don't hesitate in taking complete credit when they do things like take out the garbage or wash the dishes or take care of their children.
I hate boys!
I hate the big ones from far away, but little when you're up close. Big muscles, but small character. They talk more than they listen. They live to work and spend for the weekends to get drunk, only to repeat the same mundane routine the next week. And they proudly call that Life! They are the ones who are babied by their mothers and care for no one but themselves. They are the ones who get bored with their unfulfilling lives so they smoke and forget to make time go faster.
I hate boys!

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